Xerox

So apparently Xerox is not so profitable this last quarter. Maybe because of this! Lawsuit, or this Lawsuit! Point is, when settling lawsuits for 670 million dollars, you've got to cut something. So they had to get rid of all of their contract workers. I am one of those. My boss fought hard for me cause I'm so badass at MacGyvering copy machines. I really did fix one today with a washer I made out of a paperclip. So, basically my final choice is quit... or move to provo. So I'll be in provo every day starting June 1st!!

If any of you want to do stuff just call me before 5:00 (801) 664-9935 and I will stay in the valley.

//Bryce

Whoa, it will be good to actually get to know you Bryce. PS do you need help moving?

Jbrycetyler wrote:I really did fix one today with a washer I made out of a paperclip.


If any of you want to do stuff just call me before 5:00 (801) 664-9935 and I will stay in the valley.

1) do you has a screenshot?

2)can we has a lightsaborz battle?

Well, I'm not moving as of yet. I just bought a condo here in salt lake, and I'm hoping to keep it. if that means finding tenants and then moving I might do that. The future is still shady...

And no screenshots yet. but i can get one today! And yes.. we can has a lightsabor battle, but first i need a lightbulb a rubber band, a turkey baster and an ice cube.

Jbrycetyler wrote:

And no screenshots yet. but i can get one today! And yes.. we can has a lightsabor battle, but first i need a lightbulb a rubber band, a turkey baster and an ice cube.

Wait what battles are these?

Just light saber battles where the cops get called.. those kind.

Jbrycetyler wrote:Just light saber battles where the cops get called.. those kind.

Clarification: called at 3 am at a condo because 7 hoodlums are hitting each other with lightsaborz that are replications from the movies. (there were Pierce's and Zeek, they are the same as my fathers)

Bryce,

Pretty sure we're going to love having down here more full time. You are welcome at our place for dinner anytime. YAY! I don't have to feel guilty for bugging Bryce to hang out because now his boss pays for all his Provo gas!

Don von Don wrote:

Jbrycetyler wrote:Just light saber battles where the cops get called.. those kind.

Clarification: called at 3 am at a condo because 7 hoodlums are hitting each other with lightsaborz that are replications from the movies. (there were Pierce's and Zeek, they are the same as my fathers)

And that's the story of how we all got robot hands....

But yea, i'm excited to be able to see you guys more often again. Makes me almost miss the xangosteen days... almost.