Donknottz

Born and raised in MOremberry, I had a simple life growing up with not too much trouble. I grew up pwning noob goombas with my bro Porterhass at my side and haven't stopped gaming since. Hope you all won't judge me harshly when I tell you that I once shot a man, just to watch him die. Then that same man turned in real life and tackled me in his fury and I was left to scurry up to Aunt Bee's room and hide myself 'till the raging stopped. Now my life is a bit more complicated as I work on finishing my degree for teaching young wretches history facts. Luckily Utah State University has dun taught me right and I should be set to graduate next fall. Can't forget to mention that I have myself a loverly wife that has recently learned the joys of playing tower defense games on our humble PC. If I'm not playing digital shoot'em ups then I am often found firing plastic bb's at my comrades in Cache Valley and getting myself injured in a variety of ways. After I finish with that I normally feed myself some delicious Hot & Ready eats with the earnings I have made from fixing computers and cleaning up everyones pron-virus infected machines. With that said I think that gives you a bit of a reckoning as to the man that has joined yer chatterin'.

-James Porter "Every bodies FAVOURITE son"

Welcome to the Forum James. PS mid way through reading your post, I went and used the rest room (#1). I was thinking of how I should reply, something like "Everyones Favorite son!" So when I got back to my computer, low and behold how did you signature your post?

Just curious, why do you like Don Knotts so much?

Kiss Kiss wrote:Just curious, why do you like Don Knotts so much?

Cause it's almost donkey nuts. Duh.

Well the old username of Zoltran took too long to explain (space ghost reference), no one ever pronounced it right, and nothing strikes fear into your zombie munching heart like Mayburry's finest. That and I like the hat.

Your avatar is blowing my mind too! Well done.

Yeah, that's awesome. Where did you find that?

oldmanpotter wrote:Yeah, that's awesome. Where did you find that?

It is from "Labyrinth" with David Bowie... 'ello