Holy Bruise
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Holy Bruise
Last Wednesday I was playing soccer with a few neighbors and from a non-believers stance one might explain that as the origin of the Holy Bruise. It wasn't noticed until Thursday evening when my wife saw it as I was getting into bed. I don't remember any major collisions with anyone or anything that could have caused it so I am left to assume that it has come through what I will call "Immaculate Injury." I have not yet determined why I have been blessed with this sign from the heavens, but I do know that I need to share it with the world. I look to the community to help me determine the meaning of this bestowal and understand how it may be used to bless others. I will do my best to keep you informed of any miracles or blessings that I experience while carrying this divine emblem as well as updated photos as it develops.

Current Blessings
~ $425 saved in a purchase of a plasma tv for my parents in law. They won't let us pay them back for a loan so instead we are giving them a really big gift they have been wanting for a while.
~ Received 2 free bikes on Saturday that replaced our bikes that broke last summer at no cost.
Theories and Interpretations
~ At the climax of my blessings the Virgin Mary will appear in the bruise.
~ I am being told to eat more peaches if I want to have continued good health.
~ It shows the sin/goodness level in me. Who wouldn't want a Sinmometer.

Current Blessings
~ $425 saved in a purchase of a plasma tv for my parents in law. They won't let us pay them back for a loan so instead we are giving them a really big gift they have been wanting for a while.
~ Received 2 free bikes on Saturday that replaced our bikes that broke last summer at no cost.
Theories and Interpretations
~ At the climax of my blessings the Virgin Mary will appear in the bruise.
~ I am being told to eat more peaches if I want to have continued good health.
~ It shows the sin/goodness level in me. Who wouldn't want a Sinmometer.

donknottz- Number of posts: 50
Age: 25
Location: Logan, UT
Job: IT Technician
Registration date: 2008-04-24

Re: Holy Bruise
I am pretty sure that is a likeness of St. Samuel Beam.
Last edited by Porterhass on Tue Jun 17, 2008 4:09 pm; edited 1 time in total

Porterhass- Number of posts: 54
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Re: Holy Bruise

The Lord has spoken. Tread lightly.

Veritas- Number of posts: 116
Age: 25
Location: SL,UT
Registration date: 2008-04-19

Re: Holy Bruise
oh my what a deadly sin you must have committed. for this mark is no blessing, but it is the ramification of the horrible abomination that you must have committed! I was going to post a link to a website that supports my quirky view, but after having done a google search on the "physical manifestation of sins" my soul got hurt, and I decide I am not going to consult interweb's religious zealots for a quick joke anymore.... I am learned my mistake, and I will not do it anymore...this is kind of like repentance. 
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Sweet Baby Jon- Number of posts: 138
Age: 23
Location: Lindon, Ut
Job: Working with Zeek
Registration date: 2008-04-19
Re: Holy Bruise
It kindof looks like a bumble.

Porterhass- Number of posts: 54
Registration date: 2008-04-19
Re: Holy Bruise
As we enjoy the week anniversary of the glorious arrival of the Holy Bruise there have been some new developments.

An artists rendering of the revealed image.

Some have suggested it is an appearance of the three persons. Can you find all three?
The Holy Bruise is all but gone. What will entertain me now?


An artists rendering of the revealed image.

Some have suggested it is an appearance of the three persons. Can you find all three?
The Holy Bruise is all but gone. What will entertain me now?


donknottz- Number of posts: 50
Age: 25
Location: Logan, UT
Job: IT Technician
Registration date: 2008-04-24

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