What is the best way to kill a Zombie?

Zombies haven't become a problem....yet. After reading the article that Zach posted it seems that Zombies are more real than most of us would like to admit. They could become an epidemic. In case zombies become rampant we need to kill them before they eat our brains and gain our knowledge. What is the best way to kill a Zombie?

Chainsaw?


Shotguns?


Flame Throwers?


What would be your weapon of choice?

My money is on these babies, but I don't know how effective they are.
Research is being conducted and the results should be expected some time around Friday.

A trained one of these with a bomb the size of a Peanut Butter and Jelly sandwich strapped to its head, so if it gets bit, you are not completely screwed.

Maybe if there was a way you could confuse the Zombies into eating each other. That way there would only be one left for you to kill using any method because even a stapler could kill ONE zombie.

This brings me to an issue I have with Zombies; why are they always picking on Humes? I call racism against the Human race!

Potter wrote:Maybe if there was a way you could confuse the Zombies into eating each other. That way there would only be one left for you to kill using any method because even a stapler could kill ONE zombie.

Oh no! Oldman you haven't ever heard of the theory that by eating each other they gain super strength, speed and intellect. If what you described happens then that one Zombie would be so strong only one man could stop it.....






























Chuck Norris!

Does this mean we'll be starting a new thread?

zeek wrote:

A trained one of these with a bomb the size of a Peanut Butter and Jelly sandwich strapped to its head, so if it gets bit, you are not completely screwed.

LMAO!! I imagine that it would look something like this...

Don von Don wrote: LMAO!! I imagine that it would look something like this...

This is the file photo.

Well guys lets look at this practically, Zombies are already dead, so you can't really kill them:

First, we need to prepare with the Zombie Survival Guide

Second, choose a Wal-Mart -- I pick the Lindon one, central location for most of us and its newer than the gross Orem one.

Next, we need to learn how to garden -- I rock at killing plants so I nominate Zach to be the gardner, he seems like he has a green thumb eh?

After that, you guys out there need to find other girls...cause me and Chelsea can't be the only girls.

We could probably easily have a nice long, ongoing society in our Wal-Mart, given that no one opens the doors or windows, not for anyone. Gosh, if we've learned anything from all those horror movies, is that you don't care about anyone but your friends who are already in there with you.

And equip on of these in each of our houses so we can be sure to make it to Wal-Mart...